went on a 'date' with a short girl today. anything under 5'2 is short. anything under 5'0 is legally handicapped. anything under 4'11 is considerd a midget.
this girl was about 5'0 so she was just short and handicapped but not yet a midget. i took her to the amusement park, perhaps for my aumsement because i wanted to find out how many rides she won't be allowed on but the height minimum for most rides was 4'11 so it was aiiite. this girl was nice, cultured, down for 'whateva', went to a west coast ivy league, gotta good career, cute face, and aint fat(very important attribute for short girls). if she was 5 inches taller, i'd have no complaints whatsover... still trying to figure that one out
on the other hand, i have another short friend, about 5'1. i could never have a normal conversation with this girl because she cuts into all my stories with her own irrelevant stories so it's really a one-way interaction because she doesn't know how to listen and i don't wanna listen to how this and that guy jocks her. i often catch myself inevitably lookin at my watch, playing with my food, or yawning while she's talking. what annoys me most about this girl, or lotta girls is that they think better than they are and that they can do better.
this 5'1 girl told me on more than one occasion that she doesn't go for short guys. i'm thinkin 'bitch! you do realize that you aint even gotta get on your knees if i let you blow me right?' of course i dont say that because i'm a nice guy but i couldnt let that go. we started talkin about halloween costumes and she had some dumb fuckin ideas, like putting a frame around herself so she can be mona lisa, or cleopatra. first off, no one is gon recognize mona lisa unless she holds that pose. second, cleopatra was one of the most beautiful women in history .... and if she was remotely close to cleopatra, i woulda fuckd her already. so when she asked me if i had any ideas for her, i couldnt resist and i told her that she would make a perfect Yoda. yes bitch, please dress up as yoda and serve cocaine on a tray at our halloween bash happening at 1920 Sawtelle Blvd, West Los Angeles. RSVP with Sir YG
