A great Mandarin man, one who is actually greater than man, is to emerge from his low-key position and submerge the white man under oceans of retribution.
This Mandarin is not only sexy, he is strong and intelligent.
There has been false hope throughout these centuries on the status of this beautiful piece of human beef.
In 1823 scores of women from the Chinese sphere of influence, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, and of course China gathered in the Wuhan forests, got naked and fingered themselves endlessly in hopes of summoning this great sustenance providing compilation of sexy powerful flesh.
He never came, but today some are expecting his return. San Diego financial analyst Yan Gao is one of those people. Gao, who as a child immigrated from China with his family to California, is reported to be organizing a lather and lube party on an undisclosed San Diego area beach. He believes this is the year, and that rubbing his naked body with oil in front of the ocean will summon this great man. This years group of hopefuls believes that their savior will be ascending from the San Jose area and that his name starts with the letter B.
