Not sure whether you should lay it down?

Hello friend,

I'm sure you have come across the situation where you were forced to think: Do I have what it takes to just lay down some poji? Here's a quick and handy guide to help you decide:

Tips on laying down the poji
1. If it is more than 95 degrees outside, stay indoors and do not lay down the poji.
2. Do not lay down the poji if you are in the vicinity of small children. Let them decide whether they want to lay down the poji for themselves in the future.
3. When confronted by others, DO NOT lay down the poji. Wait 5 minutes, find a safe location, and then lay down the poji immediately.
4. If you happen to be in the city of Fullerton, DO NOT LAY DOWN THE POJI. This is the time where you are required to raise up the poji regardless of the disposition of the poji.
5. If possible, have a good friend or a neighbor help you lay down the poji.
6. After laying down the poji, wait another 3 hours before even considering laying down more poji.
7. Many fail the first time when attempting to lay down the poji. Do not be discouraged. It took me more than 7 tries until I successfully laid down my first poji.
8. Stay hydrated while laying down the poji. The worst thing that could happen is if you have to stop in the middle and take a water break while you are in the act of laying it down.
9. Please remember it always takes teamwork to completely lay down the poji. One person to lay down the poji, and a 2nd person to hear about the poji that was laid down by the first individual. Let your feelings out after you lay down the poji. It's only natural.
10. Contrary to popular belief, poji isn't able to lay itself down.
11. Relax and have fun. Go ahead, wear a knitted sweater, it's ok. The poji that's being laid down won't mind. Sometimes you end up laying down the poji, sometimes you don't. Either way, enjoy yourself.

Laying Down the Boji: A Man’s Jouney

Bros before hoes, no man left behind, wing-man, and no hatin- terms and sayings that unify scores of bar hopping men  across the country. Whether or not the rhetoric actually turns into action is unpredictable, but for one man the proper outcome is paramount.

After partying at Jet nightclub in Las Vegas, Pretty Boy returns to his friend's room at the Rio Hotel to reminisce. Just a couple hours earlier professional basketball player  Vlad Radmonovich ditched the rest of his Los Angeles Laker teammates at Jet when he left with two women.  Shirtless (by permission) and proud, Boy's message is obvious: Sometimes, you just got to lay it down.

"I laid [the boji] down," he said with a smile as his trapeziums blessed the lucky bed frame in which he was laying back against. "Sometimes, you just got to lay it down."

One hour earlier, Boy, 29, Los Angeles, danced the night away with a woman who wanted to give him boji.  With arms locked the new acquaintances rush towards the night clubs exit, but Boy's mind was anchored into the club by the heavyweight of his ideals. 

"Don't leave my friends. I can't leave my friends.'  Uggghh, ummm, I was thinking that the whole time," he said.  "I had to lay down the boji."

Boy's disposition is simple and one formed by the sociology of LA's Korea Town.  Leaving an attractive woman might be impossible for most, but to him it's no thang.  He felt good after a group of no-game having freinds congratualted him the first time he laid down some boji after a night of K-Town clubbing.

"They said good job," he said.  "Thanks for not leaving us.  You're the man."

He could not live without this feeling again.  No matter the alternative.

So he laid down the boji.

His friends questioned his tactics.  Their reasoning was that they were in Las Vegas,  a town conducive to convenience,  jumping from place to place, and finding a safe place to sleep. 

"You know I was not really thinking," he said.  "I called her twice afterward and no luck.  I will call again when I get back to LA.   If I had known my friends were okay with me leaving  I would have, but I laid down the boji."

whores

no, not you. even tho most girls have cheated at one time or another, i dont consider them whores unless she was my girl. i'm talkin bout real whores that exchange their body for currency.

from what i hear and see on tv, whoring in asia is a popular pastime and its not as frowned upon as it is here in the states. its common for men to have multiple mistresses or whore on business trips in asia. its so widespread that its almost accepted as a social norm. the wivies aint dumb shits, they know what's up but they probably just turn a blind eye to it for the sake of this so-called holy matrimony. its a man's world in asia and i'm certain that they have the whores to thank for the low divorce rate.

if you been payin attention, now you understand why US have a 50% divorce rate ....

cause we don't love them hos!