HILARITY @ ALL COSTS

Monday, November 10, 2008

Shorty is a fatty


Addendum to shortie. It's one thing to be short, can't help that, it's in the genes. But to be short and fat is sinful. Short girls have a shorter margin of error for obesity. It's logical. If your upper limb is 3ft., and you're 2ft. wide then you're a rectangle but if your upper limb is 2ft and you're still 2ft wide then you're a fucking square. In this picture, we have a fucking square but come on now, a 2 piece bikini? That's a double whammy woman, you're already short and fat so why are you flaunting that shit in a 2 piece? Bitch please, hide yourself.

By the way, me and the Liger had dinner w/ this short fatty and she said "I'm going to Cancun so I can't eat too much cause I gotta watch my figure". Can I get a LOL?

For the record, the Liger said he'd hit that.