HILARITY @ ALL COSTS

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

MSG


I have been Yelping recently about San Diego and let me tell you . . . White people are fucking idiots. TO MUCH MSG . . . TO MUCH MSG . . . FUCK YOU WHITEY . . . I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY . . . STOP SERVING SO MUCH CHEESE NIGGER. That is why you are so fat, putting cheese on everything. Stop putting cheese on everything . . . you want cheese on that . . . YES.
Next time you're going to say,"No Msg". I'm going to say, "No cheese you fat fuck", even if you are skinny.
GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER . . . YES YOUR FAT MOTHER THAT LOVES CHEESE.

Friday, January 2, 2009

SPEAK CHINESE

HOLY SHIT, is there no more Mandarin Speaking bitches out there? How hard is it to find a girl that can speak Chinese. These dumb whores WHORES, need to learn their language . . . HOLY SHIT . . . FUCK NON-CHINESE SPEAKING BITCHES THAT ARE CHINESE . . . FUCK BITCHES THAT CLEAN ABC, FUCK BITCHES THAT CLAIM TO NEVER LEARN, FUCK BITCHES THAT CAN'T COOK . . .

AGAIN FUCK TAIWAN, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SAYING THAT . . . AND FUCK BUSH AND ONE LOVE TO MADOFF . . .

FUCK CHINESE BITCHES THAT CAN'T SPEAK CHINESE . . . THEY SHOULD BE SOLD TO SLAVERY OR HAVE A BURN MARK ON THEIR FACE LIKE HOW A PIMP WOULD BRAND HIS HOOKER WHEN THEY FUCKED UP.
FUCK CHINESE BITCHES THAT CAN'T SPEAK CHINESE . . . AND FUCK YOU FOR DISAGREEING . . . HAPPY NEW YEARS . . .