Confucius advised the Chinese long time ago (when he was just chillin right now) that they should not worry about heavenly matters over immediate earthly ones.
The creaters of Panda Express, a high-class authentic Chinese eatery, obviously did not get that message. At least that's the impression left upon the senses of those frequenting the restaurant.
The orange chicken, chow-mien and egg rolls take guests back to a time when chinese restaurants were not yet caught up in wave of globalization and making Chinese food more "American friendly."
While Confucius might wonder how Express chefs conjure up such delicacies with earthly means, food lovers are not beefing, unless of course they're devouring the authentic beef and broccoli.
"I love this place," said mortgage banker Everett Jones of La Jolla. "Makes me feel like I am in the Wuhan"
Accompanied by his wife Wei, the young couple slowly pace through their 3-item combination plates.
"This is how we do it in San Diego," he said, while staring into her eyes.
2 comments:
what the fuck is this shit son
remember the Bizarro world Jerry this is bizarro world Chinese food
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