Class

lesson #107 from the Ben Ley school of charm and charisma:
early sunday evening, i was fortunate enough to be a guest of the almighty BENevolent Ley at the great ley palace for the UFC fight. seeing everyone w/ a beer in hand, i figure the choice of non-alcoholic beverages would be limited. There's always water but it could be a hassle; troubling the host w/ getting a glass/cup(sometimes with an unfamiliar scent), unsure where to set it or whether to wash it afterwards or perhaps its a brita and ya gotta refill that bitch... certainly that's not how the ley rolls. he had a bottle of fiji fucking water frosting in the freezer for me. it took me awhile to digest before that AHA moment, an epiphany: Ben Ley is high class, the real motherfuckin deal...the gap between us mere mortals and the great ley is more than i ever imagined.

epilogue: within a week, i bought a box of fiji water at costco and now i consistently have 4 chilling in the fridge for my guests.