HILARITY @ ALL COSTS

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Azn Man Law 21



AZN MAN LAW 21

if your 30 + years old, it’s time to let the Integra go. The HKS exhaust is no longer cool . . . Loud = Annoying . . . yes let me repeat myself . . . LOUD = ANNOYING . . . your car was cool back in 1997 . . . that was more than a decade ago . . .

This is what the B game looks like ->
Loud Exhaust = very Annoying + only girl you’ll get is a 18 Year old Fobby Korean Chick or Cambodian (Very Dark 16 years old) or a Japanese (18 years old with tree trunk like calves and a forest between her inner loins) + constantly being laughed by your non-asian friends.

This is not the Money Shot . . . if you think your an Asian thug . . . Rappers are buying Luxury cars . . . not Integras w/ Greddy or HKS exhaust . . .

But if you are a true Racer . . . than move to Japan cuz u r way too old to be street racing at 30 + yrs old . . . go find an Engineering job at Honda . . . and get PAID so you can afford a S2000 or something . . .

Thank you

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