Azn Man Law 8

Azn Man Law 8

sense and sensibility; Why do i say this . . . because it makes no sense to argue w/ a stubborn Asian girl (S.A.G). The unrestraint "NOs", "So" and the EVIL EYE will shock your sensibility.
My 2 cents against this passionate creature the S.A.G; agree to disagree; selective hearing and uncharacteristic trickery.
Before you say WHAT? are you just using big words . . . let me explain . . .
1) Agree to Disagree . . . WHY, will simply put, it’ll steer the conversation from an argument to ok, let’s just move on. But yet you don’t lose the battle. It will give you more time to plot your next step from the dread "NO".
2) Selective Hearing . . . She says "I don’t feel like doing this." You hear," not right now, lets do this 2 hrs from now." Just enough time for her to forget what the conversation was about, and for you to change the reason why you are doing what you are doing.
3)Uncharacteristic trickery . . . now this is a sticky situation. You have to bend the truth but do not lie . . . LYING IS THE 1 SIN to the S.A.G; I.E. if she is sick and refuses to go to the Hospital, simply have a friend call and say Larry Lee just had a mental anguish disorder (M.A.D), he needs a ride home; give the location which is a hospital or clinic . . . BAM there she is, act confused and give the "please just do this for me" look. Normally the S.A.G is a compassionate and easy going individual when confronted w/ the look of confusion and sincereity. In most instances she would give in and go to the doctor. If she doesn’t, will that means you didn’t follow the proper procedure and you blew it. Start over again, and be patience.
*MAD is a common diease associated to Asian males.*
All three steps must be completed in this order, any mixture might result in a serious . . . TONGUE LASHING . . . Thank you . . .