ET

Why did they put a costumes on ET during Halloween? Of all things, white sheets? That is fucking stupid . . . if this is not shocking enough . . . will i hope your kids don't grow, you catch your daughter getting gangbanged by five niggers, fuck your whore mother and I hope they don't use a coaster on your nice coffee table.

I have protein bars back in the hotel

I don’t like snacking, I like to eat the whole meal and nothing but the meal. Snacking distracts you from the orgy that we call meals (Dinner, Lunch, fuck breakfast unless it is a Chinese breakfast or if there is hella meat). If you make the mistake of over snacking you ruin your meal. YOU know what I mean. Don't get me wrong, eat, drink, sleep with women. If you are high or drunk, or both, coming off a coked out night, just worked out or played a sport and have no food, snack away. But don't make it a part of your repertoire like it is cool and tell other guys, " OH I think I might snack oh something."

Holy shit your just a fag, nothing more, nothing less. Only fags and white wash Asians, "snack". Also it has been scientifically proven (Cited in the New England Journal of Medicine) Fags and white wash Asians have the same genetics. So white wash Asians go vote NO on PROP 8, you bitch and snack on a soy protein bar.

Thank you and this post does not include females.

Sultan > than the Jew

This is no means a shocking or hilarious blog, but Sultan Shawarma on 4th street is the most delicious late night meal after clubbing i have ever had . . . EVER HAD. . . I thought I was in Thailand all over again, chilling in Muslim town. What topped it all off were two fat ass bitches sitting next to us. One was being modest, eating only fries while the other just did not give a fuck. She went all out drank, shawarwa, fries and some other shit she had on her chin.
So kudos to the fat bitch #2, that knows she is fat, i mean FAT but still swallowed her meal like a slurpy. BOO to the Fat bitch #1, who ate half her fry. But she did look like Kim Kardashian.
Yes, true not that controversial, sooo fuck everyone but the Chinese, Mao Ze Xia WON SHUI . . . THE EMPIRE OF CHINA, may the Hans conquer all. NAHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm just kidding, P.L.U.R

Yes or No

Lay it Down or LAID IT

a)
b)
C)

Not sure whether you should lay it down?

Hello friend,

I'm sure you have come across the situation where you were forced to think: Do I have what it takes to just lay down some poji? Here's a quick and handy guide to help you decide:

Tips on laying down the poji
1. If it is more than 95 degrees outside, stay indoors and do not lay down the poji.
2. Do not lay down the poji if you are in the vicinity of small children. Let them decide whether they want to lay down the poji for themselves in the future.
3. When confronted by others, DO NOT lay down the poji. Wait 5 minutes, find a safe location, and then lay down the poji immediately.
4. If you happen to be in the city of Fullerton, DO NOT LAY DOWN THE POJI. This is the time where you are required to raise up the poji regardless of the disposition of the poji.
5. If possible, have a good friend or a neighbor help you lay down the poji.
6. After laying down the poji, wait another 3 hours before even considering laying down more poji.
7. Many fail the first time when attempting to lay down the poji. Do not be discouraged. It took me more than 7 tries until I successfully laid down my first poji.
8. Stay hydrated while laying down the poji. The worst thing that could happen is if you have to stop in the middle and take a water break while you are in the act of laying it down.
9. Please remember it always takes teamwork to completely lay down the poji. One person to lay down the poji, and a 2nd person to hear about the poji that was laid down by the first individual. Let your feelings out after you lay down the poji. It's only natural.
10. Contrary to popular belief, poji isn't able to lay itself down.
11. Relax and have fun. Go ahead, wear a knitted sweater, it's ok. The poji that's being laid down won't mind. Sometimes you end up laying down the poji, sometimes you don't. Either way, enjoy yourself.

Laying Down the Boji: A Man’s Jouney

Bros before hoes, no man left behind, wing-man, and no hatin- terms and sayings that unify scores of bar hopping men  across the country. Whether or not the rhetoric actually turns into action is unpredictable, but for one man the proper outcome is paramount.

After partying at Jet nightclub in Las Vegas, Pretty Boy returns to his friend's room at the Rio Hotel to reminisce. Just a couple hours earlier professional basketball player  Vlad Radmonovich ditched the rest of his Los Angeles Laker teammates at Jet when he left with two women.  Shirtless (by permission) and proud, Boy's message is obvious: Sometimes, you just got to lay it down.

"I laid [the boji] down," he said with a smile as his trapeziums blessed the lucky bed frame in which he was laying back against. "Sometimes, you just got to lay it down."

One hour earlier, Boy, 29, Los Angeles, danced the night away with a woman who wanted to give him boji.  With arms locked the new acquaintances rush towards the night clubs exit, but Boy's mind was anchored into the club by the heavyweight of his ideals. 

"Don't leave my friends. I can't leave my friends.'  Uggghh, ummm, I was thinking that the whole time," he said.  "I had to lay down the boji."

Boy's disposition is simple and one formed by the sociology of LA's Korea Town.  Leaving an attractive woman might be impossible for most, but to him it's no thang.  He felt good after a group of no-game having freinds congratualted him the first time he laid down some boji after a night of K-Town clubbing.

"They said good job," he said.  "Thanks for not leaving us.  You're the man."

He could not live without this feeling again.  No matter the alternative.

So he laid down the boji.

His friends questioned his tactics.  Their reasoning was that they were in Las Vegas,  a town conducive to convenience,  jumping from place to place, and finding a safe place to sleep. 

"You know I was not really thinking," he said.  "I called her twice afterward and no luck.  I will call again when I get back to LA.   If I had known my friends were okay with me leaving  I would have, but I laid down the boji."

whores

no, not you. even tho most girls have cheated at one time or another, i dont consider them whores unless she was my girl. i'm talkin bout real whores that exchange their body for currency.

from what i hear and see on tv, whoring in asia is a popular pastime and its not as frowned upon as it is here in the states. its common for men to have multiple mistresses or whore on business trips in asia. its so widespread that its almost accepted as a social norm. the wivies aint dumb shits, they know what's up but they probably just turn a blind eye to it for the sake of this so-called holy matrimony. its a man's world in asia and i'm certain that they have the whores to thank for the low divorce rate.

if you been payin attention, now you understand why US have a 50% divorce rate ....

cause we don't love them hos!

shortie

went on a 'date' with a short girl today. anything under 5'2 is short. anything under 5'0 is legally handicapped. anything under 4'11 is considerd a midget.

this girl was about 5'0 so she was just short and handicapped but not yet a midget. i took her to the amusement park, perhaps for my aumsement because i wanted to find out how many rides she won't be allowed on but the height minimum for most rides was 4'11 so it was aiiite. this girl was nice, cultured, down for 'whateva', went to a west coast ivy league, gotta good career, cute face, and aint fat(very important attribute for short girls). if she was 5 inches taller, i'd have no complaints whatsover... still trying to figure that one out

on the other hand, i have another short friend, about 5'1. i could never have a normal conversation with this girl because she cuts into all my stories with her own irrelevant stories so it's really a one-way interaction because she doesn't know how to listen and i don't wanna listen to how this and that guy jocks her. i often catch myself inevitably lookin at my watch, playing with my food, or yawning while she's talking. what annoys me most about this girl, or lotta girls is that they think better than they are and that they can do better.

this 5'1 girl told me on more than one occasion that she doesn't go for short guys. i'm thinkin 'bitch! you do realize that you aint even gotta get on your knees if i let you blow me right?' of course i dont say that because i'm a nice guy but i couldnt let that go. we started talkin about halloween costumes and she had some dumb fuckin ideas, like putting a frame around herself so she can be mona lisa, or cleopatra. first off, no one is gon recognize mona lisa unless she holds that pose. second, cleopatra was one of the most beautiful women in history .... and if she was remotely close to cleopatra, i woulda fuckd her already. so when she asked me if i had any ideas for her, i couldnt resist and i told her that she would make a perfect Yoda. yes bitch, please dress up as yoda and serve cocaine on a tray at our halloween bash happening at 1920 Sawtelle Blvd, West Los Angeles. RSVP with Sir YG

C grade

There are three categories of girls: Pretty, average and ugly . . . simple right. Out of the three, who will get the most play . . . the average, yes YES the C - Grade, the OH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS NOT UGLY . . . , the DAMN she is plain, WOW she looks like a peasant . . . the AVERAGE

WHY . . . you ask . . . WHY

SIMPLE

GUYS will not mack on a FINE GIRL . . . out of fear
GUYS will not mack on an UGLY GIRL . . . out of ridicule
BUT AN AVERAGE GIRL . . . I don't know what it is about her, maybe because C is passing, But most men will gravitate to. Feel free to email Alfred.hong@koreanet.com for any objections