Not sure whether you should lay it down?

Hello friend,

I'm sure you have come across the situation where you were forced to think: Do I have what it takes to just lay down some poji? Here's a quick and handy guide to help you decide:

Tips on laying down the poji
1. If it is more than 95 degrees outside, stay indoors and do not lay down the poji.
2. Do not lay down the poji if you are in the vicinity of small children. Let them decide whether they want to lay down the poji for themselves in the future.
3. When confronted by others, DO NOT lay down the poji. Wait 5 minutes, find a safe location, and then lay down the poji immediately.
4. If you happen to be in the city of Fullerton, DO NOT LAY DOWN THE POJI. This is the time where you are required to raise up the poji regardless of the disposition of the poji.
5. If possible, have a good friend or a neighbor help you lay down the poji.
6. After laying down the poji, wait another 3 hours before even considering laying down more poji.
7. Many fail the first time when attempting to lay down the poji. Do not be discouraged. It took me more than 7 tries until I successfully laid down my first poji.
8. Stay hydrated while laying down the poji. The worst thing that could happen is if you have to stop in the middle and take a water break while you are in the act of laying it down.
9. Please remember it always takes teamwork to completely lay down the poji. One person to lay down the poji, and a 2nd person to hear about the poji that was laid down by the first individual. Let your feelings out after you lay down the poji. It's only natural.
10. Contrary to popular belief, poji isn't able to lay itself down.
11. Relax and have fun. Go ahead, wear a knitted sweater, it's ok. The poji that's being laid down won't mind. Sometimes you end up laying down the poji, sometimes you don't. Either way, enjoy yourself.