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Monday, October 13, 2008

Laying Down the Boji: A Man’s Jouney

Bros before hoes, no man left behind, wing-man, and no hatin- terms and sayings that unify scores of bar hopping men  across the country. Whether or not the rhetoric actually turns into action is unpredictable, but for one man the proper outcome is paramount.

After partying at Jet nightclub in Las Vegas, Pretty Boy returns to his friend's room at the Rio Hotel to reminisce. Just a couple hours earlier professional basketball player  Vlad Radmonovich ditched the rest of his Los Angeles Laker teammates at Jet when he left with two women.  Shirtless (by permission) and proud, Boy's message is obvious: Sometimes, you just got to lay it down.

"I laid [the boji] down," he said with a smile as his trapeziums blessed the lucky bed frame in which he was laying back against. "Sometimes, you just got to lay it down."

One hour earlier, Boy, 29, Los Angeles, danced the night away with a woman who wanted to give him boji.  With arms locked the new acquaintances rush towards the night clubs exit, but Boy's mind was anchored into the club by the heavyweight of his ideals. 

"Don't leave my friends. I can't leave my friends.'  Uggghh, ummm, I was thinking that the whole time," he said.  "I had to lay down the boji."

Boy's disposition is simple and one formed by the sociology of LA's Korea Town.  Leaving an attractive woman might be impossible for most, but to him it's no thang.  He felt good after a group of no-game having freinds congratualted him the first time he laid down some boji after a night of K-Town clubbing.

"They said good job," he said.  "Thanks for not leaving us.  You're the man."

He could not live without this feeling again.  No matter the alternative.

So he laid down the boji.

His friends questioned his tactics.  Their reasoning was that they were in Las Vegas,  a town conducive to convenience,  jumping from place to place, and finding a safe place to sleep. 

"You know I was not really thinking," he said.  "I called her twice afterward and no luck.  I will call again when I get back to LA.   If I had known my friends were okay with me leaving  I would have, but I laid down the boji."

1 comment:

lauizm said...

What is actually better than laying down the poji?

Answer: Talking about the lay down.