Sunglasses at night

Do you know what really grinds my gears?

Guys that wear sunglasses AT NIGHT to a bar or a club (in order to look cool). However, if you are blind or somehow just had lasik surgery but needed to go out clubbing you are exempt. Otherwise, to all you douchebags:

Please realize that you look like a fucking faggot. Have you ever seen a guy wearing sunglasses at a bar actually talk to a girl? No. Have you ever seen a guy wearing sunglasses on the dance floor dance with a girl? No. These retards all hang out at the bar (either by themselves or with their douchebag buddies performing a circle jerk), stare at every girl that approaches, but never gets any play. You wonder why. Well, let me tell you why.

Sunglasses are made to block harmful UV rays from damaging your eyes. In even simpler terms, they are glasses used in conjunction with the sun. Granted, there are cool looking sunglasses, that might make somebody more attractive, but the key here is to use them in the correct setting. WHICH MEANS OUTSIDE, DURING THE DAY. Should I wear a bee keeper's head gear inside a club because it makes me look more mysterious? No. Should I use a flashlight outside during the daytime so I can see better? No.

There are times and places for certain types of fashion and equipment. People who wear sunglasses inside are trying to bring that "cool" look from the outside during the day, to the inside at night. It is dark enough inside a club, I know you can't see shit. I can barely see shit. If you're wearing sunglasses inside you probably have a tore up face and are trying to mask 30% of it and look cool at the same time. Let me tell you this. Girls do not think you look cool or are mysterious. Let me repeat. You are a fucking retard. If this was Iran I would call the morality police on you to take you away and torture your stupid ass until you realize how ridiculous you look and force you to make a public apology to everybody.

Normally trivial things like this don't bother me, but if I see somebody at a club wearing sunglasses it annoys me to even look at you, thus I get angered, and thus you kill my good time buzz. Please don't kill my buzz. Just stop being a fucking retard and maybe one day a girl will talk to you.