HILARITY @ ALL COSTS

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

when is Fat . . . PHAT



The Classic question . . . Do you think I'm Fat . . . why are girls so fucking stupid . . . Yes you are fat, just go on a diet . . . but who cares, we'll still fuck you . . . if not a skinny Asian guy, then a big black guy will.

Relax . . . from 100 lb to 145 lb is not really that bad, your tits are bigger, your ass is rounder. Granted you're stomach might be the size of a pregnant woman BUT only in Whiteyland are you consider obese, hideous and a creature, that not even Quasimodo would touch . . . to the Darky's, you're a goddess, Ivory Princess fit for a King, you will be showered with gold "BLING" and 1 dollar bills . . . if you're lucky you'll make BET late Night.

Of course in Asian Culture, the Yellowman will think you're wealthy, and be after you're Dowry. See Asian's are sneaky and evil, especially the Taiwanese, the Taiwanese are like the Persian Jews . . . deceiving, cheap and short . . . They'll rape your sister, then say, hey condolence to your sister, if she needs anything I am here for her and your family . . . I seen this happen, and they like to eat Beattlejuice, LOW CLASS (Taiwanese = Persian Jew.)

So yes your fat, but in what CULTURE is FAT considered PHAT . . .

1 comment:

OG Vagrant said...

teeth grinding is on the rise, especially with college students